Enron Mail

From:becky.spencer@enron.com
To:dan.hyvl@enron.com
Subject:Unused
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Date:Mon, 12 Feb 2001 07:32:00 -0800 (PST)

A
wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to <
find < her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was
about to < storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these
words: "Before < you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I < saw < this young girl, looking poor and tired, I
offered her a ride. She was < hungry, so I brought her home and fed her
some of the roast you had < forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her
shoes were worn out so I gave < her < a pair of your shoes you didn't
wear because they were out of style. She < was < cold so I gave her that
new birthday sweater you never wore even once < because the color didn't
suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her < a < pair of yours
that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to < leave the
house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your < wife
doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!