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Marie Heard
Senior Legal Specialist Enron Broadband Services Phone: (713) 853-3907 Fax: (713) 646-8537 Marie_Heard@Enron.net ----- Forwarded by Marie Heard/Enron Communications on 08/18/00 10:02 AM ----- Anne_Heard@ryderscott.com 08/18/00 09:11 AM To: marie.heard@enron.com, rsheard2@juno.com cc: (bcc: Marie Heard/Enron Communications) Subject: FW: what Mom taught me -----Original Message----- From: Wilder, Sandy Sent: Friday, August 18, 2000 8:28 AM To: Dean, Jetta; DeFork, Susan; Espey, Molly; Gordon, Paulayette; Gorrell, Cathy; Heard, Anne; Kaplan, Pam; Lantz, Katherine; Marsh, Irma; Rochelle, Betty; Katy Gorman (E-mail); Lana Ready (E-mail); Nina Roberts (E-mail); Zeke & Deidre Almaguer (E-mail) Subject: FW: what Mom taught me My Mother, my teacher, My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?" My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!" My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!" My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" THANKS, MOM! __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages & get email alerts with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/ This e-mail message is intended only for the use of the individuals or entities to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged and/or confidential. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or the employee or agent responsible for delivering the message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, dissemination, distribution, copying of, or the taking of any action in reliance upon the contents of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately at 713-651-9191. Thank you.
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