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From: Liez@aol.com Full-name: Liez Message-ID: <47.1b0272e.270de625@aol.com< Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2000 10:11:49 EDT Subject: Fwd: Creation story To: JBeemer500@aol.com, Swkeystone@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_36.c408fb0.270de625_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 118 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Return-Path: <aolamp@pdq.net< Received: from rly-yc04.mx.aol.com (rly-yc04.mail.aol.com [172.18.149.36]) by air-yc05.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.8) with ESMTP; Thu, 05 Oct 2000 09:06:22 -0400 Received: from mail2.iadfw.net (mail2.iadfw.net [206.66.12.234]) by rly-yc04.mx.aol.com (v75_b3.9) with ESMTP; Thu, 05 Oct 2000 09:05:51 -0400 Received: from pdq.net from [209.223.26.134] by mail2.iadfw.net (/\##/\ Smail3.1.30.16 #30.11) with esmtp for <liez@aol.com< sender: <aolamp@pdq.net< id <mP/13hAiX-0005NWP@mail2.iadfw.net<; Thu, 5 Oct 2000 08:05:45 -0500 (CDT) Message-ID: <39DC6F01.438C8C53@pdq.net< Date: Thu, 05 Oct 2000 07:07:29 -0500 From: aolamp <aolamp@pdq.net< X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.6 [en] (Win95; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: "liez@aol.com" <liez@aol.com< Subject: Creation story Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden, and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What is a man?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vain. He will revel in childish things like fighting and throwing a ball about. He will be witless, so he will need your advice to think properly. But I will create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs." "Sounds great," replies Eve, with one eyebrow raised. "You may have this man on one condition." "What is that, Lord?" "Because he will be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you must let him believe that I made him first. It will be our little secret...you know, woman to woman."
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