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You guys crack me up!
Peter Keohane 11/15/2000 10:50 AM To: Jon Chapman/LON/ECT@ECT cc: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT Subject: Re: Yes but........... Very good stuff. I will get back to you later. Jon Chapman 11/15/2000 09:37 AM To: Peter Keohane/CAL/ECT@ECT cc: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT Subject: Yes but........... I'm afraid I'm still none the wiser . Anyway , points of history : (1) Yes , we did , technically , lose the American War of Independence but it was because we got sick of it and had other "fish to fry" in Asia and Africa , plus it was really a civil war because the people who "beat" us were , largely , first or second generation "Americans" and , therefore , Brits (for example , George Washington's family home is still there close to my home town of Sunderland in North-East England ) and (2) we never lost to the French , we agreed to give them the worst bit - Quebec - in return for some tastier possessions elsewhere . Yours respectfully Jon Enron Capital & Trade Resources Canada Corp. From: Peter Keohane 15/11/2000 16:25 To: Jon Chapman/LON/ECT@ECT cc: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT Subject: Re: Nice VP and possibly Pres. That fact that you asked "who?" begs the further question of what exactly you were up to in Houston. Have the Brits ever really won a battle any way? (Their failure to beat a bunch of colonized farmers with pitch forks has resulted directly in this Florida mess, and their failure to put away the French (of all people) has resulted directly in me and the vast majority of my fellow Canadians being subjected to official and legally mandated bilingualism). To the point, I believe San Felipe is the battle field adjacent to the Westheimer battle field, where the Brits (or at least one of them) were purportedly waging a more efficient war, until being caught red handed on the battle fields of San Felipe, where, all the while, the Canadian forces (or at least one of them) were so successfully conquering the enemy. Peter. Jon Chapman 11/15/2000 06:43 AM To: Peter Keohane/CAL/ECT@ECT cc: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT Subject: Re: Nice VP and possibly Pres. Who or what the ****ing hell is San Felipe - I don't remember the Brits ever winning a battle there . Jon Enron Capital & Trade Resources Canada Corp. From: Peter Keohane 14/11/2000 18:35 To: Tana Jones/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jon Chapman/LON/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Nice VP and possibly Pres. When I look at Al Gore I continue to be amazed that one, let alone 50 million, Americans voted for him. Both Clinton's and Gore's continued shamelessness, and disregard for doing the right and decent thing, is only slightly less amazing than the American people (or at least half of them) continuing to find reasons to support them. My only, yet substantive, vested interest in the outcome is that we are inundated with US T.V. and I can't bear the thought of looking at Gore (and God forbid Hillary) for the next four years. If they don't settle this Florida thing, I am going to have it have my cable disconnected. We vote in our federal election on November 27th. We will not have any such problems however - not because we are any better than anyone (in fact, I am not entirely confident that most of my fellow Canadians will understand, or have ever have understood, the ballot or voted for who they thought they were voting for) - but rather because of the political system which Jon's ancestors were so kind to bestow upon us, which I refer to as "parliamentary dictatorship''. (Sorry Tana if you are a Democrat, but that is the independent middle of the road - yeah right - view of a Canadian observer. Jon, I cannot, however, apologize for the political ruin which your system of Government has brought upon us, other to acknowledge that the problem my not be the system but rather our screwed up regionalization of your unified parliamentary system into 11 separate parliamentary systems - and I suppose that could be construed as an apology of sorts, except, for the record, I will never apologize to you for anything until you make a public, i.e. to Tana and me by e-mail, confession of your sins on San Felipe. For that matter, you are as bad as Clinton and Gore.) Peter.
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