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An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop-shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT! They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of cosmopolitans, get them shit-faced, and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend. ...Just a thought. -----Original Message----- From: Jones, Tana Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 10:06 AM To: Allario, John Subject: FW: If the Taliban win << File: IfTalibanWins1.jpg << << File: IfTalibanWins2.jpg << << File: IfTalibanWins3.jpg << -----Original Message----- From: Farrell, Keegan Sent: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 9:21 AM To: Keiser, Holly; Zucha, Theresa; Keesler, Martha; Jones, Tana; Alfaro, Renee; Maxwell, Matt; Adams, Suzanne; Spencer, Becky; Rozycki, Joanne Subject: FW: If the Taliban win Not that they will, but...
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