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Just in case you had not seen this one!!!! TOO FUNNY! We need some laughs and here they are!
-----Original Message-----
From: Gray, Barbara N.
Sent: Monday, October 01, 2001 2:11 PM
Subject: FW: New Barbies-----Cannot decide which to pick---SUGGESTIONS???????????????

-----Original Message-----
From: Gray, Barbara N.
Sent: Monday, October 01, 2001 12:18 PM
Subject: FW: New Barbies-----Cannot decide which to pick---SUGGESTIONS???????????????

READ ALL THE WAY TO THE END-THERE'S A TRICK TO IT.

Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW
Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These
are a bit more realistic...

1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens
fashion frames
in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print
editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her
face turn
beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead.
Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her
whiskers
grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these
new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front,
two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included.

5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have
definitely
taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with
the
pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and
lip lines
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of
exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is
really paying
off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
Babs and
Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler
filled with
doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
change,
and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered,
along with
Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the
Napa
Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is
Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car,
and Ken's boat.

10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up
with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance
steps. Clean
and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little
copy of
The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when
she sneezes,
forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and
tired of Ken
sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the
channels. Comes
with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting
In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

The one I got said that if you forward to 11 people a very funny; video comes on your screen. Who knows? I just thought it was cute.