FW: WOMAN Power

-----Original Message-----
From: Engeldorf, Roseann
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 11:04 AM
To: Koehler, Anne C.
Subject: FW: WOMAN Power

Yes, yes, yes.
Rose
-----Original Message-----
From: Kinga Doris [mailto:KDoris@CoreLab.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 10:53 AM
To: Kagee Walker; John Denson; 'Peter.A.Doris@uth.tmc.edu'; Engeldorf, Roseann; 'kklavers@chemweek.com'
Subject: FW: WOMAN Power

-----Original Message-----
From: Karen Maddrey [mailto:KMADDREY@LLGM.COM]
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 10:32 AM
To: kdoris@corelab.com
Subject: WOMAN Power

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< Take all American women who are within five years of
< menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with
< automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer
< with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned
< tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the
< landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes
< naturally.
<
< Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
< doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying
< bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in
< turbans tremble.
<
< We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die
< to protect them and their future. We'd like to get
< away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.
< And for those of us who are single, the prospect of
< finding a good man with whom to share life is about as
< likely as being struck by lightning. We have nothing
< to lose.
<
< We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the
< carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and
< saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can
< easily survive months in the hostile terrain of
< Afghanistan with no food at all!
<
< We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers
< in bars, hardware stores, or sporting events...finding
< bin Laden in some cave will be no problem.
<
< Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new
< government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating
< arrangements for in-laws and extended families at
< Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
< tribal warfare.
<
< Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know
< every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or
< cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how
< to find that money and we know how to seize it ...
< with or without the government's help!
<
< Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine
< their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes
< over their godforsaken terrain.
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