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Hi guys - this is good.
Those who did not exchange mail with me within the last 2-3 months please reply because my address has changed. Thanks, Zoltan < The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race < < realized that if they continued in the usual manner they < < were going to blow up the whole world. < < < < One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole < < dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to < < breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever < < side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The < < losing side would have to lay down its arms. < < < < The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and < < Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the < < biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the < < biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his < < siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and < < trainers and after five years came up with the biggest < < meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel < < bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. < < < < When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up < < with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. < < Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew < < there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten < < seconds with the Russian dog. < < < < When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of < < it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. < < The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and < < charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close < < enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened < < it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There < < was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. < < < < The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in < < disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have < < happened. We had our best people working for five years with < < the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and < < the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." < < < < "That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best < < plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator < < look like a Dachshund.
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