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Anita DuPont@ENRON
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"Bratcher, Pat" <pbratcher@mcghouston.com< on 12/12/2000 03:03:53 PM
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?< How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election:

< < from journalist Ken Eckler......
< <
< < How to settle the 2000 Presidential Election:
< < Ok, Folks. I've given the people in Florida plenty of time to get this
< < election finished. Now It is my turn:
< <
< < #1: Al Gore becomes President of the United States (all 49 states).
< <
< < #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas. Gore
< < shouldn't mind as he said we were the worst state in the union during

the

< < campaign.
< <
< < So what does Texas have to survive as a Republic?
< <
< < NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).
< <
< < We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States (that is why
< < Houston has problems with the air quality).
< <
< < Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with
< < Texas," will take on new meaning.
< <
< < Oil - we can supply all the oil the Republic of Texas will need for the
< < next 300 years.
< <
< < Natural Gas-Again we have all we need (too bad about those northern
< < states).? Al Gore will figure a way to keep Tipper and you warm....
< <
< < Computer Industry-we currently lead the nation in producing computer
< < chips.
< < A small place named Texas Industries, Dell Computer, EDS, etc., etc.
< <
< < Health Centers-We have the largest research centers for Cancer

research,

< < the best burn centers, and other large health planning centers.
< <
< < We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT, Texas A&M, Rice, Texas

Tech,

< <
< < University of Houston, SMU, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc.
< <
< < We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need

some

< < more) and our friends across the border will pour in by the thousands.
< <
< < We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.
< <
< < This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas
< < afloat.
< <
< < Now to the rest of the United States under President Gore:
< <
< < Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only
< < President Gore will be able to drive around in his SUV which gets him
< < about
< < 9 miles per gallon. The rest of the United States will have to walk or
< < ride
< < bikes.
< <
< < You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your
< < communications.
< <
< < You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Al's

promised

< < global warming, I'm sure you won't get cold!
< <
< < You won't need our computer chips since you won't have electricity to
< < power
< < the computers.
< <
< < So don't worry about us down here in Texas. We will be OK.
< <

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