Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock

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From: Kenneth Shulklapper 11/22/2000 10:36 AM

To: Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jay Reitmeyer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Tori
Kuykendall/HOU/ECT@ECT, Frank Ermis/HOU/ECT@ECT
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock

---------------------- Forwarded by Kenneth Shulklapper/HOU/ECT on 11/22/2000
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"Kenneth Shulklapper" <kmshulklapper@hotmail.com< on 11/22/2000 10:25:22 AM
To: kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com, David.aronica@Sun.COM, kal24@cornell.edu,
michael.j.de.la.cruz@intel.com
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Subject: Fwd: FW: the Presidential Clock

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<Subject: FW: the Presidential Clock
<Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:12:28 -0600
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<Good one...
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<
<Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being
<the
<polite gentleman he is, Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed
<any questions answered. She said no, so Bill asked, "Have you seen the
<presidential clock yet?"
<
<Sally replied, "I haven't even heard of the presidential clock."
<
<Bill then replied, "Well let's go to my office, so I can show it to you."
<
<Sally was a little taken aback, and she stated, "With all the problems
<you've had lately, I don't think we should."
<
<Then Bill said, "Ahh, it's just a clock and I promise I won't try
<anything."
<
<Sally then agrees to go with him.
<
<Bill leads her to the Oval Office, shuts and locks the door behind them and
<then drops his pants to the floor. Sally is flabbergasted and says, "Mr.
<President, that is the presidential cock, not the presidential clock."
<
<Bill looks at her and says, "Sally, by my definition, if you put two hands
<and a face on it, it's a clock."
<
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