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Below is something that was sent to me. There is something in it for everyone! - A THANKSGIVING PRAYER - I AM THANKFUL FOR THE HUSBAND WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT <BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME, NOT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. < <FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES, <BECAUSE THAT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME & NOT ON THE STREETS. < <FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, <BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED. < <FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY, <BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. < <FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. < <FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE. < <FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT <NEED FIXING, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME. < <FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT, <BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. < <FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH <TRANSPORTATION. < <FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM. < <FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH THAT SINGS OFF KEY, <BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I CAN HEAR. < <FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. < <FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. < <FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS, <BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE. < <AND FINALLY.......FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, <BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME !!!
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