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---------------------- Forwarded by Tori Kuykendall/HOU/ECT on 02/23/2001
09:52 AM --------------------------- <Jennifer_Lamprecht@oxy.com< on 02/23/2001 09:10:31 AM To: CandMserv@aol.com, Chis.Gales@Compaq.com, ELamprecht@encompserv.com, hadix.susan@epenergy.com, Ian_Johnston@nexeninc.com, jeff_chapman@mentorg.com, Pam_Macaul@bmc.com, rwalls@lgl.ci.houston.tx.us, sheri.thomas@enron.com, tkuyken@enron.com, Tracey.Tripp@enron.com cc: Subject: FW: Stress Relief from "Chim-Chim" & "Cheeseball" < Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness < to break up the day. Here is your dose... < < Follow the instructions to find your funny name. < < The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants < and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey: The evil < Professor forces everyone to assume new names. < < Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: < < < a = stinky < < < b = lumpy < < < c = buttercup < < < d = gidget < < < e = crusty < < < f = greasy < < < g = fluffy < < < h = cheeseball < < < i = chim-chim < < < j = poopsie < < < k = flunky < < < l = booger < < < m = pinky < < < n = zippy < < < o = goober < < < p = doofus < < < q = slimy < < < r = loopy < < < s = snotty < < < t = falafel < < < u = dorkey < < < v = squeezit < < < w = oprah < < < x = skipper < < < y = dinky < < < z = zsa-zsa < < < < < < Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of < your NEW last name: < < < a = diaper < < < b = toilet < < < c = giggle < < < d = bubble < < < e = girdle < < < f = bar < < < g = lizard < < < h = waffle < < < i = cootie < < < j = monkey < < < k = potty < < < l = liver < < < m = banana < < < n = rhino < < < o = burger < < < p = hamster < < < q = toad < < < r = gizzard < < < s = pizza < < < t = gerbil < < < u = chicken < < < v = pickle < < < w = chuckle < < < x = tofu < < < y = gorilla < < < z = stinker < < < < < < Now, Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second < half of your NEW last name: < < < a = head < < < b = mouth < < < c = face < < < d = nose < < < e = tush < < < f = breath < < < g = pants < < < h = shorts < < < i = lips < < < j = honker < < < k = butt < < < l = brain < < < m = tushie < < < n = chunks < < < o = hiney < < < p = potatoes < < < r = buns < < < s = fanny < < < t = sniffer < < < u = sprinkles < < < v = kisser < < < w = squirt < < < x = humperdinck < < < y = brains < < < z = juice < < < < Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Go < figure. To be fair, we should publish Al Gore's new name, too: Lumpy < Burgertush. < < < < Now when you forward this... use your new name in the subject line < < < < Chim-Chim Chickenbrain (a.k.a. Gail Rudloff) & Cheeseball Diapersprinkles < (a.k.a. John Manuel) < < < Gail Rudloff < OEMI - Trade Control < 713-215-7084 < < <<...OLE_Obj...<< Have an outstanding day! <
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