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-----Original Message----- From: Jennifer_Lamprecht@oxy.com [mailto:Jennifer_Lamprecht@oxy.com] Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001 3:20 PM To: hof@swbell.net; amyphil@msn.com; CandMserv@aol.com; caroline_champion@mhhs.org; drrichardson@cmsenergy.com; dwright1@nicor.com; chrisgales@houston.rr.com; ELamprecht@encompserv.com; Susan.Hadix@elpaso.com; htripp@hal-pc.org; kellyian@cadvision.com; jeff_chapman@mentorg.com; Bryan.Joiner@COMPAQ.com; richardsonk@epenergy.com; Liz_Stringer@mgic.com; Machelle_Anderson@gillette.com; mfinger458@aol.com; jtripp@hal-pc.org; neal2121@midwest.net; Pam_Macaul@bmc.com; pkuykendall@wm.com; txsnflwr1@aol.com; rhonda.walls@cityofhouston.net; sthomas9@houston.rr.com; SUZANCH@guess.com; gflamprecht@hotmail.com; Tiffany_Lauer@manulife.com; tkuyken@enron.com; Tripp, Tracey; Troy.Anderson@hydrochem.com; Jim_Lipka@oxy.com Subject: Redneck Medical Terms-Too funny!! Redneck Medical Terms Benign -What you be after you be eight Artery -The study of paintings Bacteria -Back door to cafeteria Barium -What doctors do when patients die Cesarean Section -A neighborhood in Rome Catscan -Searching for kitty Cauterize -Made eye contact with her Colic -A sheep dog Coma -A punctuation mark D&C -Where Washington is Dilate -To live long Enema -Not a friend Fester -Quicker than someone else Fibula -A small lie Genital -non-Jewish person G. I. Series -World Series of military baseball Hangnail -What you hang your coat on Impotent -Distinguished, well known Labor Pain -Getting hurt at work Medical Staff -A Doctor's cane Morbid -A higher offer than I bid Nitrates -Cheaper than day rates Node -I knew it Outpatient -A person who has fainted Pap Smear -A fatherhood test Pelvis -Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative -A letter carrier Recovery Room -Place to do upholstery Rectum -Damn near killed him Secretion -Hiding something Seizure -Roman emperor Tablet -A small table Terminal illness -Getting sick at the airport Tumor -More than one Urine -Opposite of you're out Varicose -Near by/close by
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