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---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 08/14/2000
05:32 PM --------------------------- Matthew Lenhart 08/14/2000 09:02 AM To: shelliot@dttus.com cc: Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 08/14/2000 10:02 AM --------------------------- "Marcantel MM (Mitch)" <MMMarcantel@equiva.com< on 08/14/2000 08:38:36 AM To: "'Chad.Landry@enron.com'" <Chad.Landry@enron.com<, "'Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com'" <Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com< cc: Subject: FW: Booty Call Agreement Ice! THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT <<< < This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the <<<"Agreement") <<< < is <<< < entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2000, by <<< < _______________________, between ____________ and ______________. <<<THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: <<<1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat <<< it in the morning. <<< <<<2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the <<< events of the evening. <<< <<<3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about. <<< <<<4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. <<< <<<5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? <<< Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. <<< <<<6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the <<< "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- <<<time advanced arrangement. <<< <<<7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good. <<< <<<8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. <<< <<<9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none <<< of your damn business. <<< <<<10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not <<< friends, just sex buddies. <<< <<<11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be <<< offended. <<< <<<12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything <<< behind when you leave. <<< <<<13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass <<< up and go home. <<< <<<14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't <<< care. <<< <<<15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. <<< <<<16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My <<< roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." <<< <<<17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the <<< hell out! <<< <<<18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I <<< don't want to look at you, just fuck you. <<< <<<19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't <<< keep calling. <<< <<<20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass <<< home. <<< <<<21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. <<< <<<22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking <<< for your ass. <<< <<< <<< *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** <<< <<< The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of <<< the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any <<< terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null <<< and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and <<< deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all <<< communications until your silly ass understands the rules. <<< <<< Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ <<< Date:________________ <<< <<< Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ <<< Date:________________
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