FW: You didn't get this from me

---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 12/19/2000
01:30 PM ---------------------------

"Rincon, Jaime" <JARx@pge.com< on 12/19/2000 12:18:52 PM
To: "'matthew.lenhart@enron.com'" <matthew.lenhart@enron.com<
cc:

Subject: FW: You didn't get this from me

< 1. Cleveland Steamer: an act in which one partner hovers above the
< other, and shits on his/her chest.
<
< 2. Tossing Salad: eating out a man or woman's ass. The term was used in
< a segment of an HBO prison documentary.
<
< 3. Rusty Trombone: the process by which one person is tossing a guy's
< salad, and then reaches around and gives them a hand job.
<
< 4. Dirty Sanchez: while fucking a girl doggy style, insert a finger in
< her ass and get it all shitty. Then, reach around to her face and give
< her a shit moustache, a "shitstache" if you will.
<
< 5. Slimy Snatchita: it's basically the same concept as the Dirty
< Sanchez. Instead of shit, get your finger all bloody and she won't know
< anything is wrong until the morning when she awakes with a crusty
< dry-blood moustache.
<
< 6. Dirty Schultz: same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the
< shitstache.
<
< 7. Dog In a Bathtub: when a man attempts to insert his nuts into a girls
< ass (why anyone would WANT to do this is mind-boggling). Apparently,
< it's about as difficult to keep them there as it is to keep a dog in a
< bathtub.
<
< 8. Samoan Pile Driver: a sexual position that occurs when a woman's
< back and the bed are perpendicular, but she is upside down. The man
< stands above the woman and points his gig due south, simply bending his
< knees for repeated stroking.
<
< 9. Whale's eye: a Woman's privates. Ever see the eyes on a blue whale,
< humpback whale, sperm whale, killer whale, etc? If not, check out an
< issue of National Geographic.
<
< 10. Balloon Knot: the Backdoor. The anus. The poop-chute. The "fudge
< factory", if you will. You know, the asshole.
<
< 11. Coney Island Whitefish: a used condom, usually found floating in the
< water.
<
< 12. New Jersey Meathook: when a man inserts his finger in the ass of his
< partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. Most effective from
< behind.
<
< 13. Boston Shocker: when a man sticks his penis in the woman's anus and
< then puts it in her mouth then back to her ass.
<
< 14. Snowballing: when a man comes in a girl*s mouth then she spits it
< back into his mouth or it can be into another girls mouth.
<
< 15. Teabagging: when a man stands above the woman then dips his balls in
< her mouth.
<
< 16. Fanny Batter: in Britain they call a woman's vagina the FANNY and
< of course all the beautiful homemade lubricant is the BATTER. It always
< gets the Limeys rolling, when ordering fish & chips, if you ask for the
< haddock with EXTRA fanny batter.
<
< 17. Brushback Pitch: when you're getting head, yell "Batter Up!" Then,
< quickly pull out and give her a dick in the ear.
<
< 18. Cropduster: when spooning with your woman, and you are in front with
< your back to her front, if a fart accidentally sneaks out into her bush,
< it's called crop-dusting.
<
< 19. Dutch Oven: entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world
< of ass odor by farting under the covers and pulling them over her head
< (and yours as well if you're into that sort of thing).
<
< 20. Dutch Treat: the unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly
< wrong. Very messy indeed.
<
< 21. Fountain of Youth: while sitting on her face and having her eat your
< ass, jerk off like a madman.
<
< 22. Tupperware Party: when three guys are triple-teaming a chick: one
< with his penis in her mouth, another in her vagina, and the third in her
< anus. So named because he is air-tight.
<
< 23. Arabian Goggles: a seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles
< where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride",
< thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.
<
< 24. Beef Curtain: The shanked out remains of the labia after being
< stretched like Play-doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam (a.k.a. Beef
< Drapes, Meat Tarp, Piss Flappers, Quim Nuts, Vertical Bacon Sandwich)
<
<
< Letter to the editor,
< I've heard stories from various people about foods and liquids that can
< affect the taste of semen, some of them with reasons, others without.
< One no-no, is beer. Beer apparently causes semen to have a bad taste.
< On the plus side though, pineapple juice (while not only tasting good)
< makes semen taste sweet. Also, 'fake' sugar like NutraSweet and Equal,
< and the sweeteners found in drinks like diet coke, apparently pass
< through the body unprocessed, and will come out of the body in their
< original form. This can make semen have a sweet taste also.
<
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