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10:08 AM --------------------------- Shirley Elliott <shelliott@dttus.com< on 06/05/2000 07:55:26 AM To: Chad.Landry@enron.com, jjohnson@daewoous.com, JohnWheeler@PZLQS.com, Matt@TriangleTechnology.com, Terri@ediarchitecture.com, Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com cc: Subject: Fw: Bad Girl Barbies.... < <Subject: Fwd: Bad Girl Barbies.... < <Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2000 09:55:40 PDT < < < < < < < <<When Ruth Handler decided in 1959 to make a durable, plastic fashion doll < <<for < <<her daughter Barbara to play with, she probably had now idea that her < << < <<creation would one day become a cultural icon. Barbie is, without a < <<doubt, < <<the world's most famous doll, and over the last 40 years, there have been < <<literally hundreds of available versions of this blonde bombshell. From < <<Glitter Beach Barbiec and Shopping Spree Barbiec to Pilgrim Barbiec and < <<Country Bride Blonde Barbiec, you probably thought you'd seen them all. < <<Well, < <<boy, were you wrong! With the new millennium fast approaching, Barbie's < <<here < <<to prove yet again that she's very capable at keeping pace with these < <<ever-changing times. Below are ten brand new Barbie dolls that are < <<currently < <<under development. Download the attached. JPEG file to sneak a peek at < <<what < <<the folks at Mattel Toys have in store for you (BADGIRLBARBIE.JPG). < << < << < << < << < <<BAYOU BONDAGE BARBIEc < <<Barbie just loves the beach! Unfortunately, Ken took a wrong turn off < <<I-55 < <<near New Orleans, and our copulating couple got lost. Now, Barbie is in a < <<bit < <<of a "bind." Will she free herself in time for Spring Break Shenanigansc, < <<or < <<will she join Ken in an alligator's large intestine? Only you can decide! < <<Inbred Raging' Cajunc not included.) < << < << < << < <<SORORITY SLUT BARBIEc < <<Barbie loves keg parties. And she inherently trusts her boyfriend of 4 < <<months, Kappa Kappa Kenc. Those two facts spell certain social disaster < <<for < <<Sorority Slut Barbiec. She even comes with her very own funnel! Kappa < <<Kappa < <<Voyeur Video Recording Roomc play set sold separately. < << < << < << < <<GOTH BARBIEc < <<She's all the "rave!" Goth Barbie likes lurking around in urban dungeons, < <<inhaling whip-its, and asking complete strangers to pierce her genitalia < <<(although she's not particularly crazy about sunlight or personal < <<hygiene). < <<Glitter Great Sarcophagusc sold separately. < << < << < << < <<EXOTIC DANCE BARBIEc < <<Some girls will do anything for a buck. But not Exotic Dancer Barbie! Her < <<two-minute lap dances cost 20 smackers, and that's without any touching < <<whatsoever! How many dollars will it cost Middle Management Kenc to < <<figure < <<that out? You decide! (Greased Polec included, if you know what I mean.) < << < << < << < <<TRANSGENDER BARBIEc < <<Fortunately, today's Barbie isn't confined by silly and archaic notions < <<such < <<as "gender identity." Introducing Kendrac, the only Barbie able to < <<clearly < <<see beyond stereotypical gender lines. Whether you're in the mood for < <<club-hopping or feel-copping, count Kendrac out (of the closet, that is)! < << < << < << < <<GANGSTA BITCH BARBIEc < <<Gangsta Bitch Barbie doesn't mind if you manufacture crank in her house -- < <<but don't talk to Compton Kenc, or she just might plug a cap in your ass! < <<Extra rounds not included. Drive-by Death Dodgec sold separately. < << < << < << < <<PARANOID BARBIEc < <<Authentic alien abductee, or just another raving lunatic wrapped in < <<aluminum < <<foil? Only you can decide whether Paranoid Barbie is down-to-Earth or < <<out-to-lunch. (Rectal probec included upon request.) < << < << < << < <<BABY GOT BACK BARBIEc < <<Barbie knows that the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, and with < <<Ken ever eager to bring up the proverbial rear, this Barbie's caboose is < <<certainly loose (not to mention gigantic!). Move over ladies, if you can! < << < << < << < <<FEMI-NAZI BARBIEc < <<Sometimes Barbie just gets sick and tired of Ken's shit. Backed with a < <<little < <<bit of bitterness, a bunch of overweight short-haired friends, and a whole < <<lot of Ken-Kickin' Groin Buster Actionc, Femi-Nazi Barbie is marching < <<toward < <<some gender justice. Watch out, Ken -- it's that time of the month! < << < << < << < <<LACTATING BARBIEc < <<What could be more natural than a mother and her newborn baby? We honestly < <<haven't given it much thought. But we do know that if word of this Barbie < <<leaks out, little squirts will be trickling into stores everywhere! < < ________________________________________________________________________ < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com < ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- - BADGIRLB.TIF - RFC-822.TXT ---------------------------------- Forwarded ---------------------------------- From: scody@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA Date: 6/2/00 3:21PM -0500 To: Shirley Elliott at DTT.US.HOUSTON *To: TRACITX@AOL.COM at Internet-USA *To: shanda@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: sshaver@musserbunch.com at Internet-USA *To: sbaldwin@lcc.net at Internet-USA *To: Michael_Ecklund@hines.com at Internet-USA *To: mmcmilli@law.harvard.edu at Internet-USA *To: mjmyers@wt.net at Internet-USA *To: matt_devine@standardandpoors.com at Internet-USA *To: mbowles@acosta.com at Internet-USA *To: SABLICA@COMPUSERVE.COM at Internet-USA *To: andersonkr@afsimage.com at Internet-USA *To: GATMAN@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: Katie@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: ashcrof@hs.utc.com at Internet-USA *To: johnstarr@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: Jim Crable at DTT.US.HOUSTON *To: coleman@wt.net at Internet-USA *To: gglas1@AOL.COM at Internet-USA *To: WALDRON50@YAHOO.COM at Internet-USA *To: deven.l.williams@us.arthurandersen.com at Internet-USA *To: sab6211@labs.tamu.edu at Internet-USA *To: brian@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: bhughes@entergy.com at Internet-USA *To: bigal@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: AJOHNSON@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA Subject: Fw: Bad Girl Barbies.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -
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