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Subject: Fw: What We've Learned From Watching Porn......

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<<Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 10:06:47 -0500
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<<What I've Learned From Watching Porn
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<<1.? Women wear high heels to bed.
<<2.? Men are never impotent.
<<3.? When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
<<4.? If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
<<??? scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
<<5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
<<6.? Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
<<7.? Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
<<8.? Women always orgasm when men do.
<<9.? A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
<<10. All women are noisy fucks.
<<11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo
<<??? in the background.
<<12. Those tits are real.
<<13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
<<??? half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
<<14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
<<15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl
<<??? isn't disgusted!)
<<16. Double penetration makes women smile.
<<17. Asian men don't exist.
<<18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
<<??? bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you
<<??? if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
<<19. There's a plot.
<<20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
<<??? giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
<<21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
<<22. Men always pull out.
<<23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
<<??? she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of
<<??? you.
<<24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
<<25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to
<<??? remind her to "suck it".
<<26. Assholes are clean.
<<27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all
<<??? parties concerned.
<<28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's
<<??? trousers and find a cock there.
<<29. Men don't have to beg.
<<30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand
<<??? firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other
<<??? proudly on his hip
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