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04:47 PM --------------------------- "Ryan Lee" <ralee@rmi.net< on 05/07/2001 05:18:02 PM To: "'Ryan Renz' \(E-mail\)" <ryan@mid-west.net<, "Nick Woods \(E-mail\)" <lusciouswoods@yahoo.com<, <matthew.lenhart@enron.com<, "John McWhite" <JMcwhite@BreeceHill.com<, "Jayson Gill" <dodebag@hotmail.com<, "JAKE Istnick" <jakeistnick@hotmail.com<, <gobrien@lucent.com<, "David Shaw" <davidishaw@yahoo.com<, "Claude.Aldridge" <Claude.Aldridge@yellowglobal.com<, "Chris Tuttle" <cbtuttle@hotmail.com<, "Brian Beggs" <brbeggs@hotmail.com<, "Ben Abendroth" <bda76@yahoo.com<, "Bagby, Joel" <jbagby@caprock.com<, "Andy Patton" <andy.patton@wcom.com< cc: Subject: Fw: ebonics Bitch betta recognize! ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Lee, Ryan To: 'ralee@rmi.net' Sent: Friday, April 20, 2001 9:00 AM Subject: FW: ebonics ? -----Original Message----- From: Waters, Timothy Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 10:27 AM To: Lee, Ryan; Williams, Zach; Stone, David; Hobbs, Aaron; 'Robert.vinton@attws.com'; 'steven.johns@attws.com' Subject: ebonics < Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's < < <Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each < < <vocabulary word in a sentence. < < < < < <1. Foreclose < < <If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. < < < < < <2. Rectum < < <I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. < < < < < <3. Hotel < < <I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. < < < < < <4. Disappointment < < <My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment < < <they gonna send me back to the joint.. < < < < < <5. Penis < < <I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said < < <penis. < < < < < <6. Israel < < <Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look < < <fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". < < < < < <7. Catacomb < < <I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, < < <somebody get that catacomb. < < < < < <8. Undermine < < <There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment < < <undermine. < < < < < <9. Acoustic < < <When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and < < <took me to the poolhall. < < < < < <10. Iraq < < <When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, < < <you break. < < < < < <11. Stain < < <My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you < < <plan on stain for dinner?" < < < < < <12. Seldom < < <My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so < < <seldom. < < < < < <13. Honor < < <At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was < < <honor first? < < < < < <14. Dictate < < <My girfriend say my dictate good. < < < < < <15. Odyssey < < <I tol' my brother, "You odyssey the tits on that ho!" < < < < < <16. Axe < < <After school today, the police want to axe me some < < <questions. < < < < < <17. Fortify < < <I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say < < <"fortify." < < < < < <18. Income < < <I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. German
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