Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!

check out the one about "dad's new wife.."
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Brian Hoskins
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Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!

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Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See!

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<Speaking of books....I found this gem among my "humor archives"....
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< < <"You Were an Accident!"
< < <
< < <"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
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< < <"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
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< < <"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
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< < <"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
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< < <"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
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< < <"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
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< < <"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
< < <North Amer... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
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< < <"All Dogs Go to Hell!"
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< < <"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
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< < <"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say 'God Did It'"
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< < <"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
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< < <"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
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< < <"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
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< < <"Bi-Curious George"
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< < <"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
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< < <"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
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< < <"You Are Different and That's Bad"
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< < <"Dad's New Wife... Timothy"
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< < <"Pop! Goes The Hamster (and Other Great Microwave Games)"
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< < <"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household
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< < <"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad"
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< < <"The Tickling Babysitter"
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< < <"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
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< < <"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
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< < <"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
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< < <"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
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< < <"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will!"
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< < <"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
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< < <"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
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< < <"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"
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