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Thanks for asking. Face is fine now. Graduated today and nobody really noticed. Did have to use a little make up though. <From: "Lenhart, Matthew" <To: "Lawrence Centola " <Subject: RE: Blanchard <Date: Wed, 23 May 2001 15:18:38 -0500 < <how is your face doing? is the swelling going down? < < < -----Original Message----- < < From: Lawrence Centola [mailto:ljc76@hotmail.com] < < Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:07 AM < < To: sdarrah; maziarz; socalcinephile; bcambr; chad.landry; < < matthew.lenhart; MMMarcantel; nicholas.danna; RCasey; < < timothy.blanchard; tdietz; val.generes; dural54 < < Subject: Re: Blanchard < < < < < < As we all know, Blanchard was a GDI his first semester at LSU. While < < living in Power dorm, Blanchard once overheard one of the Pi PHi for < < boys that he was hanging out with say "Hey, Dude, Sorority girls are < < hot!" Blanchard, being from Paincourteville and not being what we < < would call a 'master' of the English language, though that this < < 'fresh' Pi Phi meant "All greek girls are good in bed." So what did < < Blanchard do. He went out and found the first GREEK girl he could, < < and he started dating her. After many pleasant years, (some of which < < I will not mention for Tim's sake, and mine) Tim and his Greek < < Goddess are engaged. Yes, that's right. Tim took Lenhart's advice < < (because we all know that Lenhart is the authority on relationships < < with the opposite sex; I mean, who wouldn't take his advice) and Tim < < decided to start his life sentence with a lovely girl who has bunch of < < friends who all give it up like it was going out o! f style. < < < < Tim's wedding is on THE DAY OF THE MISSISSIPPI STATE GAME. For those < < of you who are not Tiger fans (which seems to be most of you these < < days), that is Oct. 20th. I know, it is an away game, which is better < < than having a wedding on a home game. But some of us who are fans < < like to go to the out of town games. True story, here. I went to a < < wedding with Louise and her mother on Friday night. You have not < < lived until you take two dates to a wedding, one of whom is engaged to < < your good friend and the other whom cannot speak the language. < < Anyway, after the wedding that we attended, Louise's mom asked me if I < < would prefer Tim's wedding ceremony be in either half English and half < < Greek, or all in Greek. I responded "I do not care. I will be < < listening to the LSU game on my headphones anyway." I know what some < < of you are saying, it is only one game. Yes, and I am sure that was < < the only weekend they could hav! e it since so many of us from New < < Orleans have been to a wedding at the Greek Cultural Center, because < < all of us from New Orleans have been to numerous weddings / goat < < roasts there. Anyway, it is a done deal, and we are all happy for the < < couple. < < < < The real point of this e-mail is to organize Tim's bachelor party. We < < have it planned for the weekend of September 22 (what a novel idea!!! < < Plan a wedding event on a weekend where there is neither an LSU event, < < nor Jazz Fest!!!) We are planning to go to Vegas. As per our current < < plans, we would leave on that Thursday (the 20th, I think) and return < < on Sunday. 'Paw Paw' Blanchard heard that in September, his game of < < choice really starts hitting, that of course would be the nickel < < slots. 'Paw Paw' already has his Panama Jack hat, his "Geaux < < Dinar-deaux" T-shirt, his jams, and his black socks with brown leather < < sandals packed and ready. His fanny pack is stuffed with Twinkies and < < silver dimes. He is really fired up about the $1.99 shrimp cocktail < < (early bird special, of course.) < < The plans are to get there Thursday night (Nicky, get more drink < < tickets.) Thursday night we can get settled, possibly gamble a bit. < < On Friday, maybe play golf (although I will probably be too drunk / < < hung over / missing for an early tee time.) On Friday night, we can < < go "clubbin'", as I am sure The Tricky Texas Trio (Lenhart, Landry, < < and Mitch) will want to do. On Saturday, Tim wants to wake up early, < < get the sports section of the Advocate, drink coffee, and bitch about < < the Tigers. Instead, we are going to watch and bet on College < < Football all day. < < Saturday night, Tim wants to go see Sigfried and Roy. However, we are < < not doing that. If he wants to see gay men play with caged tigers, he < < can find out the next time Nesbitt tries out for the LSU cheerleading < < team. Instead, either SaturDay or Friday night, myself and a select < < group (yet to be determined, but including Lenhart if he is not doing < < his best Ricky Martin impression at Club C2K) will go on a recon < < mission to the Deja Vu. Therefore, on Saturday night, we will have < < entertainment in the room that some of us have seen before, and who < < know what is expected of them (that way Lenhart will not make the < < entertainment cry when he asks them to fuck his Elway blow-up doll). < < Remember Tim. If you use a strap on, it is not considered cheating. < < I am a future lawyer. I should know. < < This weekend is September 22. There is no excuse for you to come up < < with when you have this much notice. Out of money? Bullshit. Save < < up until then. Have to work? Bullshit. Take a vacation day. < < Actually, September will be the first month that I will be gainfully < < employed. But, I know that my boss, the Honorable G.Thomas Porteous, < < will let me off for one day if debauchery will be had, although I may < < have to put a few hundreds on black for him periodically throughout < < the weekend. < < For those of you who will be recently married, I already have an < < excuse for you. "Honey, Tim came to all OUR wedding functions. The < < least I can do is return the favor." < < For those of you that will be married shortly after Tim, I also have < < an excuse. "Baby / Schmoopy / I wish your tits were as big as Mindy/, < < if want other people to come to our wedding functions, then I have to < < attend theirs." For all of you single guys, no excuse. < < Please respond to this e-mail at your earliest convenience, or I will < < see ya'll this weekend. All plans are subject to change. (Chad, if < < you want to send an e-mail to only me, hit 'Reply to sender.' If you < < hit 'Reply to all'. it sends the message to all of the RECEPIENTS of < < the original message. I know that you said Law School was such a < < stupid idea compared to Business School, but I think you could learn < < from some of our lessons, such as it is better to remain silent and be < < thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.) < < < < Hope this e-mail finds you doing well. < < < < Signed, < < Granola, Blarry, your Daddy, Mushroom head, Captain Nic, King, Smokey, < < charming drunk, your heighness, the one who never looses his emotions < < when he drinks, SG Nerd, Governor, lawyer, or anything else you want < < to call me. < < < < Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com << < < File: ~~DLNK0.URL << < < <<< winmail.dat << Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com
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