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A rich white lawyer in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a
< party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
< LeRoy, the token black guy in the neighborhood. The party was
< held around the pool in the backyard of the lawyers mansion.
< Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
< oysters, and BBQ, and flirting with the women.
<
< At the height of the party the rich white lawyer dude said, "I have a 10ft
< man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
< has the guts to jump in." The words were barely out of the rich white
< lawyer's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned
< around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and
< kicking it's ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his
< thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and
< choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through
< the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was
< churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were
< screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
< gator and let it sink to the bottom like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then
< slowly climbed out of the pool. Everyone was just staring at him
< in disbelief. Finally, the rich white lawyer says,
<
< "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
< "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
<
< The rich white lawyer insisted. "Man,
< I have to give you something. You won the bet.
<
< How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it,"
< answered Leroy. The white lawyer said, "Come on, I insist on giving
< you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a
< Rolex and some stock options?" Still, the brother said no. So, the
< confused rich white lawyer said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
<
< Leroy said, "I want the name of the son of a bitch who pushed
< me into the pool..."