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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have
a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My
dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a
nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that would
find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic
too!"
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley" He does and the nun fulfills
his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the
nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween
party."