funny

If Suzy were married this might be applicable to her last Friday nite . . .

< Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk

< at a bar

< when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh,

< no. Now Jane will

< kill me!" Steve says.

<

< Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in

< your breast

< pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and

< gave you twenty dollars

< for the dry cleaning bill."

<

< So they stay for another couple of hours and get

< even drunker.

<

< Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane

< starts to give him

< a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked

< all over yourself! My

< God, you're disgusting!"

<

< Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve

< says,

< "Nowainaminit,

< I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think.

< I only had a

< couple drinks. But this other guy got sick on me...

< he'd had one too many

< and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was

< very sorry an' gave

< me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill!"

<

< Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this

< is forty bucks."

<

< "Oh, yeah... I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants,

< too."

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