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< < I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD *
< < < < < < Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it goes . . . < < < < < < I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice < < < on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. < < < < < < OK, I'm going to the Post Office . . . BUT FIRST I'm going to go through < < the < < < mail that was delivered. < < < < < < I lay the car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I < notice < < < the trash can is full. < < < < < < OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk . . . BUT FIRST I'll take the < trash < < < out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few < bills < < . < < < < < < Yes, Now where is the checkbook? Oops.. there's only one check left. < Where < < < did I put the extra checks? < < < < < < Oh, there is my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going < to < < < look for those checks . < < < < < < BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. < < < < < < I start to head for the kitchen and look out at my balcony, notice the < < < flowers need a drink of water because of the extreme heat. < < < < < < I put the cup on the counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the < < < kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away . . . < < < < < < BUT FIRST need to water those plants. I head for the door and . . . < < Aaaagh! < < < Someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote < < away < < < and water the plants on my balcony . . . < < < < < < BUT FIRST I need to find those checks. END OF DAY: < < < < < < The patio has not been cleaned, bills still unpaid, cup still on the < < < counter, checkbook still has only one check left, lost my car keys . . . < < < And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm < baffled < < < because . . . I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! < < < < < < I realize this condition is serious . . . I'd get help . . . BUT FIRST . < . < < . < < < I think I'll check my e-mail. < < < < < <
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