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Isn't this the true. MW
< <Let's see if I understand how America works < <lately. < < < <If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she < <was holding in her lap while driving, she blames < <the restaurant. < < < <If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the < <rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked. < < < <If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and < <die of lung cancer, your family blames the < <tobacco company. < < < <If your daughter gets pregnant by the football < <captain you blame the school for poor sex < <education. < < < <If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving < <home drunk, you blame the bartender. < < < <If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he < <used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame < <the government for not providing clean ones. < < < <If your grandchildren are brats without manners, < <you blame television. < < < <If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you < <blame the gun manufacturer. < < < <And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit < <and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and < <the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the < <deceased blames the airline. < < < <I must have lived too long to understand the world < <as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, < <wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, < <I want you to blame Bill Gates. < < < <OK?
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