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-----Original Message----- From: Michele.Winckowski@dynegy.com [mailto:Michele.Winckowski@dynegy.com] Sent: Monday, February 25, 2002 3:43 PM Subject: i luv this one Subject: American History lesson < <It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son <of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade in an american <school. < <The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who <said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, <except for Suzuki, "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. < <"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the <people, shall not perish from the earth'?" < <Again, no response except from Suzuki: < <"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki < <The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, <who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." <She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs." < <"Who said that?" she demanded. <Suzuki put his hand up. <"Lee Iacocca, 1982." <Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps <out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill <Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" < <The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around <the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" <and Suzuki said, <"Arthur Andersen, 2002."
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