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Thought you might enjoy poking some fun at plove's hometown.
PL ---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 05/04/2001 08:15 AM --------------------------- Dobbs_Shane <Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com< on 05/04/2001 07:26:37 AM To: beth <bethbyerley@yahoo.com<, Bev <BeverlyFulghum@andrewcollege.edu<, Bonnie <tharpbl@eng.auburn.edu<, Bud <dobbsmw@auburn.edu<, chance <chancewood@hotmail.com<, Emily <hamptone@booksamillion.com<, Fulford <fulfordb@aol.com<, Jim <jwood@regionsbank.com<, Jult <JDobbs7792@aol.com<, LD <gwave85@hotmail.com<, Linda <lulu@sonet.net<, Matt <doobsie@bellsouth.net<, "Ms. Laura" <lebrown76@hotmail.com<, ONE-up <dobbswn@auburn.edu<, Phil <Phillip.M.Love@enron.com<, Robin <robincass@hotmail.com<, Stacy <bearden@us.ibm.com<, Watch-it! <melfrench3@aol.com< cc: Subject: FW: test answers -----Original Message----- From: Brooke [mailto:Brooke@megagate.com] Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2001 5:10 PM To: Dobbs_Shane Subject: FWD: test answers These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area: < < Q: Name the four seasons. < A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. < < Q: How is dew formed? < A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. < < Q: What is a planet? < A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. < < Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? < A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well < endowed. < < Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. < A: Premature death. < < Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? < A: Keep it in the cow. < < Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? < A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the < borax and = the < abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax < contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the < five bowels, A, E, = I, < O, and U. < < Q: What is the fibula? < A: A small lie. < < Q: What does "varicose" mean? < A: Nearby. < < Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." < A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. < < Q: What is a seizure? < A: A Roman emperor. < < Q: What is a terminal illness? < A: When you are sick at the airport. < < Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand < its meaning. < A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. < < Q: What does the word "benign" mean? < A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. < < Q: What is a turbine? < A: Something an Arab wears on his head. < < Q: What is a Hindu? < A: It lays eggs.
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