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---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 10/27/2000
07:54 AM --------------------------- Plove570@cs.com on 10/26/2000 08:42:07 PM To: plove@enron.com cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: the chicken Return-Path: <love@cl.uh.edu< Received: from rly-za03.mx.aol.com (rly-za03.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.99]) by air-za05.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 09:12:58 -0400 Received: from b25tr.cl.uh.edu (b25tr.cl.uh.edu [129.7.166.5]) by rly-za03.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 09:12:47 -0400 Received: by B25TR.CL.UH.EDU with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id <40K6SKKB<; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 08:14:27 -0500 Message-ID: <02903EC33ADAD211A9CD00A0C98455E7036B8AF4@B25TR.CL.UH.EDU< From: "Love, Dianne" <love@cl.uh.edu< To: "'plove570@cs.com'" <plove570@cs.com< Subject: FW: the chicken Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 08:14:19 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain < -----Original Message----- < From: BRoss17930@aol.com [SMTP:BRoss17930@aol.com] < Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 10:40 AM < To: SDacso@jenkens.com; Love, Dianne; jtiller@frontiernet.net < Subject: the chicken < < Why did the chicken cross the road? < < VICE PRESIDENT GORE < I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right < now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will < fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. < < GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH < I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say < give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government < needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the < road. < < SENATOR LIEBERMAN < I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in < their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no < chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own < way. < < SECRETARY CHENEY < Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if < they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't < need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing < the road myself. < < RALPH NADER < Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil < tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays < tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens < into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the < roads, up with chickens. < < PAT BUCHANAN < To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. < < DR. SEUSS < Did the chicken cross the road? < Did he cross it with a toad? < Yes! The chicken crossed the road, < but why it crossed, I've not been told! < < ERNEST HEMINGWAY < To die. In the rain. < < MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. < I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without < having their motives called into question. < < GRANDPA < In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone < told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough < for us. < < ARISTOTLE < It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. < < KARL MARX < It was a historical inevitability. < < SADDAM HUSSEIN < This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified < in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. < < RONALD REAGAN < What chicken? < < CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK < To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. < < FOX MULDER < You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens < have to cross before you believe it? < < FREUD < The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the < road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. < < BILL GATES < I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, < but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your < checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. < < EINSTEIN < Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath < the chicken? < < BILL CLINTON < I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by < "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? < < GEORGE BUSH < I don't think I should have to answer that question. < < LOUIS FARRAKHAN < The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed < the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. < < THE BIBLE < And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, < "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and < there was much rejoicing. < < COLONEL SANDERS < I missed one?
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