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< < Ever wondered what it would be
<like if Dear Abby were a man? < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Life could be <so much simpler (for everyone)! < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <wants a threesome with my best friend and me. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: Obviously <your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing < < < < < that there < < < < < is < < < < < < < only one of <you he can only settle for the next best thing -- < < < < < your best < < < < < < < friend. Far <from being an issue, this can bring you closer < < < < < together. < < < < < Why < < < < < < < not get some <of your old college roommates involved too? If you < < < < < are < < < < < still < < < < < < < apprehensive, <maybe you should let him be with your friends < < < < < without < < < < < you. < < < < < < If < < < < < < < < < < < < < < you're still <not sure then just perform oral sex on him and < < < < < cook him a < < < < < < nice < < < < < < < meal while <you think about it. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: Do it. <Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow < < < < < to your < < < < < < < skin. <Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you <to < < < < < perform < < < < < oral < < < < < < < sex on him is <totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The < < < < < best < < < < < thing < < < < < < to < < < < < < < do is to <thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him < < < < < a nice < < < < < < meal. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <has too many nights out with the boys. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: This is <perfectly natural behavior and it should be < < < < < encouraged. The < < < < < < man < < < < < < < is a hunter <and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. < < < < < A night < < < < < out < < < < < < < chasing young <single girls is a great stress relief and can < < < < < foster a < < < < < more < < < < < < < peaceful and <relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle < < < < < your < < < < < < relationship < < < < < < < < < < < < < < better than <the man being away for a day or two (it's a great < < < < < time to < < < < < < clean < < < < < < < the house <too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when < < < < < he < < < < < returns < < < < < < < to his stable <home. The best thing to do when he gets home is < < < < < for you < < < < < and < < < < < < < your best <friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a < < < < < nice < < < < < meal. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <doesn't know where my clitoris is. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: Your <clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must < < < < < < mess < < < < < with < < < < < < it, < < < < < < < < < < < < < < do it in your <own time or ask your best friend to help. You < < < < < may wish < < < < < to < < < < < < < videotape <yourself while doing this, and present it to your < < < < < husband as < < < < < a < < < < < < < birthday <gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on < < < < < him and < < < < < < cook < < < < < < < < < < < < < < him a <delicious meal. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <is uninterested in foreplay. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: You are a <bad person for bringing it up and should seek < < < < < sensitivity < < < < < < < training. <Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time < < < < < consuming. Sex < < < < < < < should be <available to your husband on demand with no pesky < < < < < requests < < < < < for < < < < < < < foreplay. <What this means is that you do not love your man as < < < < < much as < < < < < you < < < < < < < should -- he <should never have to work to get you in the mood. < < < < < Stop < < < < < being < < < < < < so < < < < < < < < < < < < < < selfish! <Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral < < < < < sex on < < < < < him < < < < < < < and cook him <a nice meal. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < Dear Mr. <Abby: < < < < < < < Q: My husband <always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to < < < < < sleep < < < < < never < < < < < < < giving me <one. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < A: I'm not <sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've < < < < < forgotten to < < < < < cook < < < < < < < him a nice <meal. < < < < < < _____ Chat with friends <online, try MSN Messenger: <href='http://go.msn.com/bql/hmtag1_etl_EN.asp'<Click <Here < < <__________________________________________________ <Do You Yahoo!? <Send FREE video emails in Yahoo! Mail! <http://promo.yahoo.com/videomail/ _____ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: Click Here <http://go.msn.com/bql/hmtag2_etl_EN.asp<
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