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----- Original Message ----- From: Jamey Estes <jameyestes@yahoo.com< To: DONNA BEHYMER <donna@swoca.net< Cc: RAY RAY <raypaulk@surfsouth.com<; BILL SAGER <bsager@yicnow.com<; DAVID STRAWN <DSS501@MSN.COM<; JOYCE WATKINS <JOYCE.M.WATKINS@SSA.GOV<; JASON DOBBS <JMJAKED@MINDSPRING.COM<; Donna <texast38@yahoo.com<; BLAIN GILLIAM <gilliamtransport@earthlink.net<; M. HALLMARK <mhallmark@yicnow.com<; Ginger Hunsinger <gingerh@sonet.net<; HEATHER KELLEY <HJKELLEY_73@YAHOO.COM<; BRANDY LORENZ <bmoore@flash.net<; MARK <MOGARA2@YAHOO.COM<; MICHAEL MOBLEY <leemobley@excite.com<; Cindi Nuciforo <cnuciforo@assocdealers.com< Sent: Monday, October 29, 2001 10:53 AM Subject: Fwd: Fw: What a man needs < < Note: forwarded message attached. < < < __________________________________________________ < Do You Yahoo!? < Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. < http://personals.yahoo.com X-Apparently-To: jameyestes@yahoo.com via web12803.mail.yahoo.com; 26 Oct 2001 14:39:39 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: <lulu@sonet.net< X-Track: 1: 40 Received: from neptune.sonet.net (EHLO neptune2.sonet.net) (207.230.88.9) by mta513.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 26 Oct 2001 14:39:37 -0700 (PDT) Received: from computer (halnet1-14.sonet.net [63.170.211.14]) by neptune2.sonet.net (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id QAA08096; Fri, 26 Oct 2001 16:43:52 -0500 From: "Linda" <lulu@sonet.net< To: "Tami \(work\)" <tkelley@microsped.com< Cc: "Rick" <rickyhood28@hotmail.com<, "Tex Johnson" <texjohnson1@yahoo.com<, "Jamey Estes" <jameyestes@yahoo.com<, "Terry \(T.O.\) Oliver" <terryoliver_2000@yahoo.com<, "Jerry Cummings" <jcumming@sonet.net<, "Pat" <phood@ala.nu< Subject: Fw: What a man needs Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 16:33:46 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0054_01C15E3B.FB9F7F60" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Content-Length: 5459 Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2001 11:12 PM Subject: What a man needs < < What a Man Needs: < < < < One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert < < island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck < < on the horizon. < < < < "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. < < As the speck gets closer and closer. He begins to < < rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even < < a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this < < drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit < < and scuba gear. < < < < She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell < < me, how long has it been since you've had a < < cigarette?" < < < < "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that, she < < reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her < < left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. < < He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and < < say, "Man oh man!!" Is that ever good!" < < < < " And how long has it been since you've had a sip of < < bourbon?" she asks him, trembling, the castaway < < replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her < < waterproof pocket on her right sleeve pulls out a < < flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes < < a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely < < fantastic!!" < < < < At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long < < zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, < < looks at him seductively and asks, " And how long < < has it been since you've played around?" < < < < With tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and < < says, "Oh sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got < < golf clubs in there too!!!". --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com ). Version: 6.0.286 / Virus Database: 152 - Release Date: 10/9/01
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