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you may have seen this before, but it is still funny
Kam I am getting you a blacklight for Xmas, if we are still working together... BRuce <. << << It is impossible to lick your elbow. << << << << A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. << << << << A shrimp's heart is in their head. << << << << People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you << << sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. << << << << In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, << << no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its << << head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ). << << << << It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. << << << << A pregnant goldfish is called a twit << << << << Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of << << Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that << << consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. << << << << In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 << << times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. << << << << More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or << << received a telephone call. << << << << Rats and horses can't vomit. << << << << The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be << << the toughest tongue twister in the English language. << << << << If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try << << to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in << << your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by << << force, they can pop out. << << << << Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could << << have over million descendants. << << << << Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the << << bacteria in your ear by 700 times. << << << << If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does << << Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, << << implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. << << citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or << << their vehicles? << << << << In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. << << << << The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. << << << << Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for << << dating are already married. << << << << A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. << << << << 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by << << people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. << << << << In the course of an average lifetime you will, while << << sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. << << << << Most lipstick contains fish scales. << << << << Cat's urine glows under a black-light. << << << << Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. << << << << Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. << <<
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