FW: Bush acceptance speech

Pretty damn funny.
PL

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Subject: FW: Bush acceptance speech

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< < < < < <Subject: Bush's acceptance speech (first draft)
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< < < < < <My fellow Americans, it's about fucking time. All you liberals
< < < < < <can just kiss my big, white Texas ass if you think I'm gonna
< < < < < <spew a boatload of bipartisan bullshit. Let's set the record
< < < < < <straight here. I won, dammit. Hell, I won FOUR OR FIVE
< < < < < <TIMES, you stupid bastards. We got the Presidency, we got
< < < < < <Congress, and by the end of four years we'll have even more
< < < < < <of the Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're
< < < < < <gonna show you how it's done.
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< < < < < <Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I
< < < < < <reach across and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-monkey-
< < < < < <asses? How'dya like that? Don't get me wrong, here. The
< < < < < <sense of satisfaction I'm feeling right now isn't that I've won
< < < < < <- it's that I won't have to listen to Al Gore bitch and moan
< < < < < <about "letting every vote count". The only reason this went
< < < < < <as far as it did is because you Democrats have a playground
< < < < < <crybaby as your poster-boy, and I for one am glad I won't
< < < < < <have to see him on TV anymore. This might sound snippy,
< < < < < <Mr. Gore, but as we used to say in the sandlot...LOSERS
< < < < < <WALK!!!
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< < < < < <As I said in my campaign, I promised to be a president who
< < < < < <focuses on education. My first task as President will be to
< < < < < <start an educational program for all you Florida-idiots who
< < < < < <can't tell your elbow from your asshole or how to poke a
< < < < < <stylus through the right hole. I don't get you liberal Democrats:
< < < < < <when we're talking about Bill Clinton and some office whore,
< < < < < <you say that lack of penetration doesn't count; but when it
< < < < < <comes to ballots, lack of penetration DOES count.
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< < < < < <You want a solution to this problem? Take some Viagra, you
< < < < < <old farts, and finish what you started next election. Until then,
< < < < < <I want to ask you just one question: "Who's yer daddy???"
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< < < < < <And so I humbly accept the office of President of these
< < < < < <United States.
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< < < < < <Thank you.
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