FW: Smartest Woman

---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 03/30/2001
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Subject: FW: Smartest Woman

-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Poe [mailto:poe77@earthlink.net]
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 4:12 AM
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Subject: Fw: Smartest Woman

< An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5
< <passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first
< <passengers, George W. Bush said, I'm President of the
< <United States, and I have a great responsibility,
< <being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a
< <superpower, etc." So he takes the first parachute,
< <and jumps out of the plane.
< <
< <The second passenger, said I'm Antoine Walker, one of
< <the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston
< <Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die. So he
< <takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.
< <
< <The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the
< <wife of the former President of the United States and
< <the Senator from New York, and I am the smartest
< <woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute
< <and exits the plane.
< <
< <The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth
< <passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and
< <frail and I don't have many years left, so as a
< <Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my
< <life and let you have the last parachute.
< <
< <The boy scout said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left
< <for you. The world's smartest woman took my backpack."
<
<