FW: Fw: She was soooo........

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To: John D. Williamson
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Date: 10/17/2001 07:48 AM
From: Lance E. Workman, Chicago 33 W. Monroe, 55 / 75861
Subject: FW: Fw: She was soooo........

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To: Lance E. Workman@ANDERSEN WO
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Date: 10/16/2001 02:44 PM
From: NATIVIDADL@UHLICH.ORG
Subject: FW: Fw: She was soooo........

-----Original Message-----
From: Hammond, Sheree
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001 5:21 PM
To: Natividad, Lailani; Rodriguez, Lisa; Talati, Avani
Subject: FW: Fw: She was soooo........

I am sorry if you are offended by blonde jokes, but these are funny.

-----Original Message-----
From: elnora_a_sims@bankone.com [mailto:elnora_a_sims@bankone.com]
Sent: Monday, October 15, 2001 3:35 PM
To: Olettia Cheers; Hammond, Sheree
Cc: ncee99@hotmail.com; trinetter.d.sims@us.andersen.com;
cbw118@ameritech.netKCHOLLI
Subject: Fwd: Fw: She was soooo........

< < < She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
< < <
< < < She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
< < < She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
< < < She thought a quarterback was a refund.
< < < She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
< < < She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
< < <
< < < She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
< < <
< < < She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
< < < She thought General Motors was in the army.
< < < She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
< < < She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
< < < Under "education" on her job application, she put
< < < "Hooked On Phonics."
< < < At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here,"
< < < she put "Sagittarius."
< < <
< < < She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
< < <
< < < She tripped over a cordless phone.
< < < She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
< < < said "Concentrate."
< < < She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
< < < She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
< < <
< < < She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
< < <
< < < She studied for a blood test.
< < < She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
< < < She sold the car for gas money!
< < < When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
< < < When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"
< < < she turned around and went home.
< < <
< < < She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
< < <
< < < When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
<moved.
< < < She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
< < < If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
< < < She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
< < < She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This
<Goes
< < < in Front"
< < <
< < Linda Zielke
< < The Permissions Group
< < 1247 Milwaukee Ave., Suite 303
< < Glenview, IL 60025
< < 847/635-6550; (F) 847/635-6968
< < e-mail: Linda_Zielke@permissionsgroup.com
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