FW: To Brighten Your Day

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Subject: FW: To Brighten Your Day

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< From: Cook, Fred
< Sent: Friday, August 17, 2001 8:19 AM
< To: Appling, Mike; Creasman, Scott; McAfee, Larry
< Subject: To Brighten Your Day
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< One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each
< other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of
< confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says
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< her "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
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< Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
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< "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
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< "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
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< Horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
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< "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
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< "Oh yes you can. Please?"
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< Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little
< sister shows up in her pajamas, and in a sleepy voice she says:
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< "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if
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< need be, Dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake
< tell the asshole to take his fucking hand off the intercom!"
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