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<From: Ron Forester <rrfore2@qwest.com< <To: Jason Hellander <jhellan@qwest.com<, bob baker <bob.baker@igt.com<, <Christina Rawlings-Curtis <christina_122367@hotmail.com<, Danielle Wade <<daniellekwade@hotmail.com<, Gil Hernandez <Gil.Hernandez@twtelecom.com<, < grampa forester <rfore48310@aol.com<, joe hofmeister <<joe.hofmeister@twtelecom.com<, joe kennedy <joe.kennedy@informix.com<, <Keith Brunel <gutha@worldnet.att.net<, Kurt Ramsbacher <<kramsba@uswest.com<, NICOLE FORESTER HERNANDEZ <Nicole4SBS@aol.com<, <Tony Letcher <locster31@worldnet.att.net< <Subject: FRIDAY HUMOR <Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:08:39 -0700 < < < < < < A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new <stud rooster for his < < chicken coop. < < The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and <says, "OK old fart, < < time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, <"Come on, surely you < < cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it <has done to me. Can't < < you just let me have the two old hens over in the <corner?" < < The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed <up and I am taking < < over." < < The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young <stud. I will race you < < around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the <exclusive domain over the < < entire chicken coop." < < The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't <stand a chance old man, so < < just to be fair I will give you a head start." The <old rooster takes off < < running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster <takes off running after < < him. < < They round the front porch of the farmhouse and <the young rooster has < < closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind <the old rooster and < < gaining fast. < < The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual <spot on the front porch < < when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up <his shotgun and BOOM! < < He blows the young rooster to bits. < < The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, <"Dangit... third gay rooster I < < bought this month." < < < < Moral of this story... Don't mess with us old <folks....age and treachery < < will always overcome youth and skill! < _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp
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