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<P< <BR<<BR<<FONT SIZE=3D2<<B<texex@texas.net</B<</FONT<<BR<<FONT SIZE=
=3D2<10/31/2001 11:59 AM</FONT<<BR<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<To:</FONT< <FONT SIZ= E=3D2<fauex@msn.com, lturberville@yahoo.com, doncoston@yahoo.com, hardrocks= a@yahoo.com, ricZ71Chevy@aol.com, LSR51@aol.com, jbrewer@leathercenter.com,= RHBARRMD@aol.com, hemofdhi@pixi.com</FONT<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<cc:</FONT< <= BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<bcc:</FONT< <BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<Subject:</FONT< <FONT SI= ZE=3D2<Zen quotations</FONT<<BR< <BR<<BR<</P<<P<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Cou= rier"<Zen Quotations:<BR<1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.<BR<.= .........Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not<BR<..........follow. Do not= walk beside me, either.<BR<.........Just leave me the hell alone.<BR<</FON= T<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<2. The journey of a thousand miles b= egins with<BR<..........a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<= FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if y= ou're<BR<..........going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,<BR<..........t= hat's the time to do it.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<4. = Sex is like air. It's not important unless you<BR<..........aren't getting = any.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<5. Don't be irreplaceab= le. If you can't be replaced,<BR<..........you can't be promoted.<BR<</FONT= <<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<6. Always remember you're unique.<BR<= ..........Just like everyone else.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Co= urier"<7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<= FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<8. It may be that your sole purpose in life= is simply<BR<..........to serve as a bad example.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE= =3D"Monospace,Courier"<9. It is far more impressive when others discover<BR= <..........your good qualities without your help.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE= =3D"Monospace,Courier"<10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try<B= R<..........missing a couple of car payments.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"M= onospace,Courier"<11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk<BR<....= ......a mile in their shoes. That way, when you<BR<..........criticize them= , you're a mile away and you<BR<..........have their shoes.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<= FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<12. If at first you don't succeed,<BR<.....= .....skydiving is not for you.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courie= r"<13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.<BR<..........Teach him = how to fish and he will sit in a<BR<..........boat & drink beer all day= .<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<14. If you lend someone $2= 0 and never see that person<BR<again,<BR<..........it was probably worth it= .<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<15. Don't squat with your = spurs on.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<16. If you tell th= e truth, you don't have to<BR<..........remember anything.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<F= ONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<17. If you drink, don't park<BR<..........ac= cidents cause people.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<18. So= me days you are the bug, some days you<BR<..........are the windshield.<BR<= </FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<19. Don't worry, it only seems = kinky the first time.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<20. Go= od judgment comes from bad experience,<BR<..........and a lot of that comes= from bad judgment.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<21. The = quickest way to double your money is to<BR<..........fold it in half and pu= t it in your pocket.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<22. Tim= ing has an awful lot to do with the outcome<BR<..........of a rain dance.<B= R<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<23. A closed mouth gathers no= foot.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<24. Duct tape is like= the Force. It has a light side &<BR<..........a dark side, and it hold= s the universe<BR< together.<BR<</FONT<<= BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<25. There are two theories to arguing w= ith women.<BR<..........Neither one works.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Mono= space,Courier"<26. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much<BR<........= ..when your mouth is moving.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"= <27. Experience is something you don't get until<BR<..........just after yo= u need it.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<28. Never miss a = good chance to shut up.<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<29. = We are born naked, wet, and hungry.<BR<..........Then things get worse<BR<<= /FONT<<BR<</P<
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