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An old joke to bring a little laughter to a crappy Monday... -----Original Message----- From: Sdulie12@aol.com@ENRON Sent: Friday, November 30, 2001 6:26 AM To: Brown18807@aol.com; PBJ831@aol.com; cdanjan@iname.com; dan.bump@enron.com; dbump@houston.rr.com; back2tx@msn.com; JDULTAHOE@aol.com; KFRYE1@aol.com; kchitis@msn.com; stonte@msn.com; koreykirchner@hotmail.com; dloflin@trigo.com; Bred1019@aol.com; RMills4837@aol.com; lmize@houston.rr; Jcschulick@aol.com; BRaffe2179@aol.com; MAWhitt@aol.com; Whitt, Mark Subject: Fwd: Fw: Potentially versus Realistically Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Return-Path: <mshelly@acpbs.com< Received: from rly-ye04.mail.aol.com (rly-ye04.mail.aol.com [172.18.151.201]) by air-ye03.mail.aol.com (v82.22) with ESMTP id MAILINYE310-1129085447; Thu, 29 Nov 2001 08:54:47 -0500 Received: from ns1.pclnet.net (mail2.turnermachine.com [12.6.121.50]) by rly-ye04.mail.aol.com (vx) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINYE45-1129085415; Thu, 29 Nov 2001 08:54:15 -0500 Received: from jalexander.acpb ([12.6.124.39]) by ns1.pclnet.net (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id HAA14253; Thu, 29 Nov 2001 07:51:31 -0600 Message-ID: <006a01c178dd$b6470de0$030110ac@jalexander.acpb< From: "mshelly" <mshelly@acpbs.com< To: <attorney@acpbs.com<, "sally shelly" <shelly@pclnet.net<, "Randy Walton" <rbwlaw@zebra.net<, "allen ritchie" <aar@wrglaw.com<, "Toby Brown" <tdb@cbycb.com<, "Tim Hathorn" <TimboH432@cs.com<, "Dan Loflin" <dloflin@trigo.com<, "David Walker" <David_Walker@bmc.com<, "scott duliban" <sdulie12@aol.com<, "Jerod Schulick" <jcschulick@aol.com<, "Rob Jordan (E-mail)" <jordanrob@email.msn.com<, "neal" <neal@pclnet.net<, "Johnston, Nick" <Nick.Johnston@msfc.nasa.gov<, "charles woodroof" <cwoodroof@pclnet.net<, "mike white" <mike@pclnet.net< Subject: Fw: Potentially versus Realistically Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 07:56:51 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3110.5 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3110.3 -----Original Message----- From: GURNEY JEFFREY <jgurney@cusi.org< To: 'Andy Stedman' <stedman@benefitwest.com<; 'Bart Richardson' <brichson@flash.net<; 'Brian Amend' <BAmend@1stGlobal.com<; 'Cam Witt' <go4witt@aol.com<; 'Caralee Gurney' <Caralee_A_Gurney@clarkeamerican.com<; 'Charlene Gurney' <GURN@aol.com<; 'Christa Jones' <CJones@Paymentech.com<; 'Clay Conn' <clay.conn@alconlabs.com<; 'Gerald Gurney' <gerald_gurney@texanscu.org<; 'Mitch Shelly' <mshelly@acpbss.com<; 'Paul Young' <wyoung1@flash.net<; 'Phil Selig' <philselig@earthlink.net<; 'Rick Smith' <rikk12@hotmail.com<; 'Scott Lingard' <slingard50@home.com<; 'Scott Wilson' <swilson@augustmail.com<; 'Shawn Pratt' <coachpratt@home.com<; 'Wade Crawford' <WADE.CRAWFORD@gecapital.com< Date: Wednesday, November 28, 2001 5:00 PM Subject: FW: Potentially versus Realistically < << <A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is << <the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The << <father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your << <mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million << <dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt << <for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep << <with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me << <what you learned from that." << < << <So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep << <with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother << <replied, << <Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like << <that." << < << <The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep << <with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh << <my God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up << <that opportunity!" << < << <The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep << <with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the << <brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The << <boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. << <His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between << <potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. << <Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but << <realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer." < < <
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