FW: Things you'll never hear women say.

This is an old one but still good.
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Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say.

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From: Boase, Allan
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Subject: FW: Things you'll never hear women say.

Things you'll never hear women say.
< < <
< < < 1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't
< < < blame you for ignoring me.
< < <
< < < 2. The new woman in my office is a real beauty, and a
< < < stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
< < <
< < < 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
< < < fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal
< < < they'll still cover.
< < <
< < < 4. Bar food again!? Great!
< < <
< < < 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. You know,
< < < your ex-girlfriend has class.
< < <
< < < 6. That woman is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool,
< < < I'm gonna go talk to her.
< < <
< < < 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,
< < < then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
< < <
< < < 8. Honey, isn't tonight your night out with the boys?
< < < You need your time with them.
< < <
< < < 9. It's only the third quarter, we should order a
< < < couple more pitchers.
< < <
< < < 10. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order
< < < another round for you and your friends.
< < <
< < < 11. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think
< < < I'll ever change it again.
< < <
< < < 12. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and
< < < beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
< < <
< < < 13. You are so much smarter than my father.
< < <
< < < 14. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
< < <
< < < 15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
< < < house.
< < <
< < < 16. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
< < <
< < < 17. I love it when you change channels all the time. It
< < < really helps me find out what else is on!
< < <
< < < 18. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
< < <
< < < 19. If you need me, I'll be out painting the house.
< < <
< < < 20. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had
< < < more time to ride.
< < <
< < < 21. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing
< < < again, come see!
< < <
< < < 22. No, no, I'll take both of our cars to have the oil changed.
< < <
< < < 23. Your mother is way better than mine.