FW: single?

Subject: single?

< -
< < A woman was shopping at her local supermarket,
< < where she selected a
< < quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a
< < package of bacon. As she
< < was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to
< < check out, a drunk
< < standing behind her, watched as she placed her
< < items in front of the
< < cashier.
< <
< < He said, "You must be single."
< <
< < The woman, a bit startled, looked at her four items
< < on the belt, and
< < seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
< < selections said, "Well,
< < y'know, that's right. But how in earth did you
< < know that?
< <
< < The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."

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