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<P< <BR<<BR<<FONT SIZE=3D2<<B<texex@texas.net</B<</FONT<<BR<<FONT SIZE=
=3D2<12/29/2001 10:07 AM</FONT<<BR<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<To:</FONT< <FONT SIZ= E=3D2<LSR51@aol.com, robert.dwiggins@alumni.utexas.net, FlyingS2@aol.com, m= wr@dakotacom.net, jbrewer@leathercenter.com, jbookas@aol.com, gnbkpt@yahoo.= com, RobAct@aol.com, roses4@texas.net</FONT<<BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<cc:</FONT< = <BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<bcc:</FONT< <BR< <FONT SIZE=3D2<Subject:</FONT< <FONT S= IZE=3D2<Ummmm....woof?!</FONT<<BR< <BR<<BR<</P<<P<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,C= ourier"<Every day Rodney would come to work with a big smile<BR<on his face= .<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<Tyrone asked him one morni= ng ..."Man, why you always<BR<so damn happy when you come to work ever= y day?"<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<Rodney replied,= "That's because I make<BR<love to my wife every morning before work. = "<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<Amazed, Tyrone asked = him how he gets his wife to make love to him every<BR<morning.<BR<</FONT<<B= R<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<"That's easy," Rodney said. &q= uot;I just tell her this little poem that<BR<I made up. She loves it! It go= es like this": "Blond hair, blond hair,<BR<eyes so blue... I love= waking up and making love to you!"<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monosp= ace,Courier"<Tyrone amazed said, "Man, you white guys are so dang sent= imental and shit...."<BR<But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a = try. So he spent the rest of the<BR<day thinking up a poem for his wife.<BR= <</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<The next day Tyrone showed up = to work just all beat to hell; bruised<BR<eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the w= orks. Rodney asked:<BR<"Man, what happened to you?!"<BR<</FONT<<B= R<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I = went home and tried your advice that's all.<BR<I just told her a poem....&q= uot;<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<"Well, what poem d= id you tell her?"<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<Tyron= e told him:<BR<</FONT<<BR<<FONT FACE=3D"Monospace,Courier"<"Nappy head= , nappy head,<BR<eyes like a frog...<BR<If I could roll your fat ass over, = I'd do you like a dog".</FONT<</P<
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