FW: The Vanity of A Woman

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Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman

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Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman

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From: Evon Levy <elevy@rice.edu<
Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman

<Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 01:34:43 -0400
<From: bmariejackson@netscape.net (BMJackson)
<To: bmariejackson@netscape.net
<Subject: The Vanity of A Woman
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<See if you get the moral of this story. (Smile)
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<Subject: Fwd: Ah, a woman humor!
<
<A woman in her 50's had a heart attack and was taken to the
<hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
<Seeing God, she asked Him if this was "it." God said, "No, I am sending you
<back. You have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
<
<Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
<face lift, body sculpting liposuction, breast correction, a tummy tuck,
<etc. She even had her hairdresser come to the hospital to change her hair
<color before she was released. She figured that, since she had such a long
<life ahead of her, she had better make the most of it.
<
<She left the hospital after all the operations, and while crossing the
<street, she was hit by an ambulance and was immediately killed.
<
<Arriving in front of God, the woman demanded, "I thought you said I had
<another forty years left to live. What happened?"
<
<God replied, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you."
<
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<Marie
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Evon Levy
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