FW: Going mental this holiday...

These sound completely reasonable to me.

Rose

-----Original Message-----
From: Ephross, Joel
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2001 10:39 AM
To: Engeldorf, Roseann
Subject: FW: Going mental this holiday...

< Christmas Carols For People with Various Disorders
<
<
< SCHIZOPHRENIA:
< < <Do you Hear What I Hear?
< < <
< MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
< < <We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
< < <
< DEMENTIA:
< < <I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.
< < <
< NARCISSISTIC:
< < <Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
< < <
< MANIC:
< < <Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
< < <Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
< < Hydrants and...
< < <
< PARANOID:
< < <Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
< < <
< PERSONALITY DISORDER:
< < <You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell
You
< Why.
< < <
< DEPRESSION:
< < <Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.
< < <
< OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
< < <Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
< < Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell,
< < Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock,
< < Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
< Jingle
< < Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle
< < Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
.......
< < <(better start again)
< < <
< PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
< < <On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then slapped
< < me and left).
< < <
< BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
< < <I'm dreaming of a white sexual escapade