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For you holiday enjoyment; I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year but < that was too risky so my Attorney suggested the following instead. < < Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes < for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, < non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice < holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious < persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with < respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of < others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions < at all ... < < .. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically < uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted < calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of < choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make < America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than < any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), < and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, < religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of < the wishee. < < (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This < greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely < transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no < promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for < her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is < revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to < perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for < period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday < greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of < this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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