FW: Drinking quotes...

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Heather Kroll@ECT
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To: Ozzie Pagan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron, Chris
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Subject: FW: Drinking quotes...

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"O'Brien, Karen [IBD]" <karen.obrien@ssmb.com< on 01/04/2001 01:11:37 PM
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"Androwski, Eileen P [CORP]" <eileen.p.androwski@ssmb.com<, "'heather'"
<hkroll@enron.com<, "'kerry heyburn'" <kheyburn@edificerex.com<, "'Lori'"
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Subject: FW: Drinking quotes...

< -----Original Message-----
< From: Daza, Monica [EQTY]
< Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2001 10:03 AM
< To: Sanchez, Zoraida [EQTY]; Sprau, Katina [EQTY]; O'Brien, Karen [IBD];
< Masone, Theresa
< Subject: Drinking quotes...
<
< Drinking quotes
< <
< < I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
< morning,
< < that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
< < -Frank Sinatra
< <
< < An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
< his
< < fools.
< < -Ernest Hemingway
< <
< < Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
< keep
< < your mouth shut.
< < -Ernest Hemingway
< <
< < Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
< < -Catherine Zandonella
< <
< < Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying
< himself
< < a pleasure.
< < -Ambrose Bierce
< <
< < Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
< < -Anonymous
< <
< < A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
< her.
< <
< <
< < What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
< < -W.C. Fields
< <
< < When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
< < -Henny Youngman
< <
< < Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
< the
< < time and have the time of your life.
< < - Michelle Mastrolacasa
< <
< < 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
< < -Stephen Wright
< <
< < When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
< < When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
< < heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
< < -Brian O'Rourke
< <
< < You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it
< < helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
< but at
< < the very least you need a beer.
< < -Frank Zappa
< <
< < Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
< < taken out of me.
< < -Winston Churchill
< <
< < Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
< < -Benjamin Franklin
< <
< < If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it
< makes
< < beer shoot out your nose.
< < -Deep Thought, Jack Handy
< <
< < Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
< < beer.
< < Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
< < does not go nearly as well with pizza.
< < -Dave Barry
< <
< < The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
< < -Humphrey Bogart
< <
< < Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
< < -Kaiser Wilhelm
< <
< < I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
< < -Homer Simpson
< <
< < Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
< oxygen,
< < for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
< beer.
< < -Dave Barry
< <
< < All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
< < do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
< < -Homer Simpson
< <
< < If I had a nickel for every beer I've bought; I'd buy more
< < - Priscilla Marsh
< <
< < Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
< < -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
< < Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
< < -His reply
< <
< < Work is the curse of the drinking class.
< < -Oscar Wilde
< <
< < People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like
< < to pee a lot.
< < -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
< <
< < I drink to make other people interesting.
< < -George Jean Nathan
< <
< < They who drink beer will think beer.
< < -Washington Irving
< <
< < You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
< < -Dean Martin
<
<