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From:craig.taylor@enron.com
To:christina.sanchez@enron.com, larry.may@enron.com, h..otto@enron.com
Subject:Redneck Haiku
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Date:Fri, 26 Oct 2001 07:28:15 -0700 (PDT)

< < < < < < REDNECK HAIKU



< < < < < <

< < < < < < DESIRE

< < < < < < Damn, in that tube-top

< < < < < < You make me almost forget

< < < < < < That you are my cousin

< < < < < <

< < < < < < BEAUTY

< < < < < < Naked in repose

< < < < < < Silvery silhouette girls

< < < < < < Adorn my mudflaps

< < < < < <

< < < < < < REMORSE

< < < < < < A painful sadness

< < < < < < Can't fit big screen TV through

< < < < < < Double-wide's front door

< < < < < <

< < < < < < DEPRIVED

< < < < < < In WalMart toy aisle

< < < < < < Wailing boy wants wrestling doll

< < < < < < Mama whups his ass

< < < < < <

< < < < < < OPTIONS

< < < < < < Unemployment's out.

< < < < < < Hey, maybe I can get on

< < < < < < Disability

< < < < < <

< < < < < < BLAZE

< < < < < < Distant siren screams

< < < < < < Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with

< < < < < < Gasoline again

< < < < < <

< < < < < < A NEW MOON

< < < < < < Flashlights pierce darkness

< < < < < < No nightcrawlers to be found

< < < < < < Guess we'll jig some frogs

< < < < < <

< < < < < < EXUBERANCE

< < < < < < Joyous, playful, bright

< < < < < < Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

< < < < < < Of old motor oil

< < < < < <

< < < < < < ALONE

< < < < < < Seeking solitude

< < < < < < Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

< < < < < < Restraining order

< < < < < <

< < < < < < HATRED

< < < < < < I curse the rainbow

< < < < < < Emblazoned upon his hood

< < < < < < God damn Jeff Gordon

< < < < < <

< < < < < < OFFERINGS

< < < < < < Tonight we hunger

< < < < < < Grandma sent grocery money

< < < < < < To Jimmy Swaggert

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< < < < < < DRAMA

< < < < < < Set the VCR

< < < < < < Dukes of Hazzard Marathon

< < < < < < At 9 O'Clock

< < < < < <

< < < < < < NO SIGNAL

< < < < < < White noise, buzzing static

< < < < < < Call Earl; satellite dish

< < < < < < needs new descrambler

< < < < < <

< < < < < < IMPOUNDED

< < < < < < Sixty-five dollars

< < < < < < And cyclone fence keeps me from

< < < < < < My El Camino

< < < < < <

< < < < < < GATHERING

< < < < < < In early morning mist

< < < < < < Mama searches Circle K for

< < < < < < Moon Pies and Red Man