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Enron Mail |
University of Texas police have smashed a suspected terrorist cell. Three terrorists, Bin Losin, Bin Whinin, and Bin Cryin were apprehended on the UT campus shortly after the defeat of the Longhorn football team by the University of Oklahoma Sooners. University police warn a fourth terrorist, Bin Winnin, is still at large. However, sources within the department concede that Winnin would be very conspicuous on the UT campus and suspect he has fled to the campus of Oklahoma University.
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