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From:glaguarta@cadencemcshane.com
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Subject:Don't Mess with Texas.
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Date:Fri, 21 Dec 2001 09:49:57 -0800 (PST)

One Texas Soldier
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune.
"One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban".
The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune
whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then
silence.
The voice once again calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred
Taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops
over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand
Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the
other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and
cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men......
its a trap. There's two of them".
Don't Mess With Texas


Graydon Laguarta
McShane Corporation
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Austin, Texas 78746
Phone: 512-328-7111
Fax: 512-328-7112
Email: glaguarta@mcshane.com
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