Fwd: Good Advice

This is from my uncle who lives in Vermont and was sent to my mom. I thought you might find it entertaining!
xo
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From: "Ralph F Colin, Jr." <rfc@together.net<
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Subject: Good Advice
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2001 10:19:38 -0400
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If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock)one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for
the nickel deposit, you would have $79. My advice to you is to start
drinking heavily.