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< <A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
< their < <wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still < <virgin." < < < <"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married < ten < <times?" < < < <"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how < great < <it < <was going to be. < < < <Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was < <supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. < < < <Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out < <diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. < < < <Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he < <didn't know when he would be able to deliver. < < < <Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted < <three < <years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. < < < <Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, < but < <he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. < < < <Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never < <sure how to position it. < < < <Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. < < < <Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. < < < <Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God, I miss him! < < < <But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" < < < <"Good," said the husband, "but, why?" < < < <"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < _________________________________________________________________________ < Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com . < < Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at < http://profiles.msn.com. < <
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